how can people enjoy lesbian porn when the actresses have nails like
my pussy just screamed
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
Last night I got up at 3 am to feed my cat. So I picked him up, noticed he was purring loudly, and thought in all seriousness:
"Very cat. Much purrs."
…then realized I may or may not spend too much time on this fucking website.
As your husband I feel I should inform you that you said that out loud.
OH MY GOD THAT’S EVEN WORSE
The police “regretted” the incident.
While in New York City, 16 people were shot and killed by police, and an estimated 400 are killed annually in the United States, Iceland has just marked the first time their police force has shot and killed someone in their history. A 59 year old man was firing a shotgun in his apartment in the nation’s capital, Reykjavik, when he began firing on police.
*tries to take incognito photo of hot person in public* *flash and shutter sound are on*
imagine saying “i’m dad” to a dad. he responds with “hi dad, i’m—” but then he stops. fear strikes up in his eyes. YOU’re dad? he thought he was dad all along? what is his true identity? who is dad? what horrible mistake has he made