Ours Is The Fury

jessbh:

La hermosura de la naturaleza

toreinventthesea:

gameraddictions:

sad-broken-andneverenough:

beyond-the-limitations-of-me:

redxluna:

pretentiousprince:

apsychedelicdoomcult:

Chimps do it for the lulz also

I JUST WANT TO KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING ALIEN SPIDER THING IS ON THE MAMA CHIMP’S BACK JFC

When you see it…

WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD YOU POINT THAT OUT EVER

sorry I had to ….. what is it?

That is the ONLY thing I can pay attention to now.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

stuffonmyrabbit:

Taquito

kingdomy:

Amazing Animals

lulz-time:

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animalstalkinginallcaps:

SO YOU THINK HE’S CHEATING ON YOU?
NO, IT’S NOT THAT. I THINK HE’S UNSATISFIED IN THE RELATIONSHIP SO HE’S PUTTING HIMSELF IN SITUATIONS WHERE THAT SORT OF THING COULD HAPPEN. JUST KIND OF TESTING THE WATERS, YOU KNOW? I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF IT’S A CONSCIOUS MANEUVER. HE MIGHT HAVE CONVINCED HIMSELF IT’S ALL HARMLESS, FRIENDLY SOCIAL INTERACTION. IT’S NOT CHEATING BECAUSE HE DOESN’T INTEND TO CHEAT, BUT THAT’S STILL WHERE IT’S ALL HEADED, YOU UNDERSTAND?
I GUESS SO, YEAH.
IF I TRY TO CONFRONT HIM ABOUT IT HE’LL USE THAT AS AN EXCUSE TO MAYBE CROSS THE LINE, RIGHT? OR TO END THE RELATIONSHIP. HE’LL SAY I’M BEING JEALOUS, OR CONTROLLING, BUT I’VE TRIED TO BE MORE LOVING AND ATTENTIVE AND IT DOESN’T WORK. HE’S DISENGAGED, EMOTIONALLY, AND IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE THINGS GO SOUTH. MY WINGS ARE TIED ON THIS ONE. I DON’T HAVE ANY VIABLE OPTIONS, BUT I DON’T WANT TO LOSE HIM, SO …
SO YOU WANT ME TO EAT THE GIRLS HE WORKS WITH.
YES. IF I DO ANYTHING IT WILL JUST TURN INTO ANOTHER FIGHT, WHICH I’M TRYING TO AVOID. IF THEY DON’T SHOW UP ON MONDAY … WELL, SHIT HAPPENS, RIGHT? AND MAYBE IT BUYS ME ENOUGH TIME TO REMIND HIM WE’RE IN LOVE.
YOU’RE GOING TO OWE ME BIG TIME. YOU KNOW THAT.
I KNOW, ABSOLUTELY. THANK YOU, CHRISTINE. I MEAN IT. YOU’RE A GOOD FRIEND.

death-classic:

AHHH THERES A LONGER VERSION

lulz-time:

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iventuredfromminecraftia:

guys remember when i bought a fish that looked like hitler

cause i do

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